Aug 31 2014 10:24 57,939 notes

evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

(Source: evincibly)

Aug 31 2014 10:23 182,104 notes

zooophagous:

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

(Source: zennmaister)

Aug 31 2014 10:22 112,157 notes

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

Aug 31 2014 10:21 249,829 notes

Aug 30 2014 20:47 4,586 notes

Junon Boy sensei thinking of a present for Naru’s birthday

(Source: lordzuuko)

Aug 30 2014 20:46 336,527 notes

Aug 30 2014 20:46 51,678 notes

asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

Aug 30 2014 20:45 98,326 notes

jackanthonyfernandez:

Her stupid ass

(Source: youtube.com)

Aug 30 2014 12:36 126 notes

“Usually, I could care less if my friends see my movies or not. In Nova Scotia I like to leave my job behind. So when friends say, ‘Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t see that one’, I don’t care. But ‘Inception’ was different. I was like, “Go see this!”

Aug 30 2014 12:35 114,861 notes

petitestruensee:

Robin Williams bonding with Koko, the gorilla, to quell your sads. 

(Source: BuzzFeed)

Aug 30 2014 12:34 573,770 notes

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

(Source: 9fail)

Aug 30 2014 12:34 3,727 notes

The pain of being alone is completely out of this world, isn’t it?

(Source: unaruto)

Aug 30 2014 12:33 91,905 notes

airyairyquitecontrary:

thenotsosilentmonk:

deducecanoe:

reservoircat:

Mutant 101 - Professor Xavier Should Put In A Call To Her Parents - 5 Year Old Mia Stares Down marvelentertainment's Cast Of Guardians Of The Galaxy As She Crushes Them In A Game Of GotG Trivia On jimmykimmellive [X

Vin Diesel in the background looking at her like “SHE’S PERFECT.  WANT ONE.”

I thought girls didn’t like Super Heroes.

You thought what? 

Also, bless five-year-old girls who can confidently pronounce the words ‘cybernetic enhancements’ because they’re so interested in superhero adventures that they saw no obstacle to learning anything at all to understand them better.

And can do it wearing a pink flower headband, if they feel like it.

GIRLS LIKE SUPERHEROES. GIRLS LIKE COMICS. GIRLS HAVE LIKED THESE THINGS FOR AS LONG AS THEY HAVE BEEN AVAILABLE TO LIKE. 

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(behold, three girls and one boy avidly reading new comic books in New York City, 1947, photographed by Ruth Orkin)

What girls don’t like is when they’re patronised, and herded towards titles designed according to what grown men think girls are supposed to like, and ignored with regard to titles that those men assume are just for boys and men. What girls don’t like is not being allowed to choose for themselves what they like. 

This is not a new concept. This is noted in Chaucer. What every woman most desires is to choose her own way.

(Source: mutant-101)

Aug 30 2014 12:32 356,475 notes

Aug 30 2014 12:31 86,862 notes

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real